My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
The year is 2014. Miley Cyrus is holding a concert. A large group of fans stand in the crowds cheering. They hear a voice over the loud speakers.
"ARE YA’LL READY TO PARTY?" it shouts.
The crowd gradually stops cheering, confused. Ya’ll? It couldn’t be. The lights shine bright and the middle of the stage begins to rise. Immediately the blonde figure in the center is recognized.
A crowd of 15 year olds runs in. They remember her.
Hannah Montana has returned.